What I am is what I am, are you what you are or what?

I don't pay $38,000 to sit on the grass being circled by gnats during class time.

I don't know anything about haiku.

I was outwitted by a stoned hippie this morning.

I prefer the company of meat eaters.

I am conflicted about my relationship to nature, but I like to tell people that I hate it -- which seems to alienate a lot of Middkids, hmmmmm...

I am in the process of seducing Toby Lawless, but I don't see much coming of it.

I am wearing a whole jumpsuit made of pink terrycloth. :oD

I need to give up desserts like a bad heroin habit.

I am endeared to freaks and ugly people, but I don't think I'll ever date one. I am vanilla.

I am a dancin' machine, not to be confused with a sex machine.

I am going to bed now (or reading to Shakespeare until I fall asleep from desperation).

**End transmission**

Join me in my joy...

I got 9 hours of sleep last night. That is a beautiful thing.

I don't have another paper due for 2 weeks. That is a beautiful thing.

I'm not stressed and don't have anything but a (gay!) screening tonight. That is a beautiful thing.

This is my life right now. It's not much, but it's good, and I'm happy to be livin' it.

**Upcoming events**

RIDDIM show - April 18, 7 & 9:30
On Tap show - May 1, 8:30

Where am I?

It's either really late or really early. T-minus 6 hours until the paper that I haven't started writing is due. What's it about again? **eep**

Sunday Night Comedy Show

Just went to see Stella -- check 'em out!

They also were the writers, stars and director of Wet, Hot American Summer -- check it out!

And my new favorite musical is Zanna, Don't! Saw it while staying in the lovely W. Village of NYC this weekend. Had some interviews. Keep your fingers crossed.

But alas, I must go now because 1:15 a.m. is fast approaching, and 70+ pages of Social Psych reading are calling to me.

More later... hopefully!