Rants & Whatnot
One - My brother's girlfriend sheds like a mohair sweater. Every time she stays over, my bathroom mysteriously is covered in short, gross hairs and cheap eyeshadow.
Two - Straight people suck. I hope to never be one... oh, wait. Right now I'm watching MTV's
True Life: I'm Getting Married, and there's a gay couple who's having a commitment ceremony, and there mother's aren't coming because they don't approve. What is that? Even when my friends the gays try to conform to our antiquated straight values, they get the shaft, and
not the good kind.
Three - Some celebrity couples suck. They are Ben Affleck/J.Lo, Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson, Tom Cruise/Penelope Cruz, and (even though they're broken up) John Mayer/Love Hewitt. Another celebrity couple who's just askin' to break up is Ashton Kutcher/Brittany Murphy -- they're co-hosting the MTV New Year's Party, and we all know what happened to Carson Daly after Tara came to host with him. Ohhhhhh.
Four - J.C. Chasez, what are you thinkin'? A.) Dating Tara "Raccoon Eyes, the Elder" Reid? B.)This new video/song?
Five - Justin Timberlake said about Eminem, "He's the coolest brotha I know." News flash: Neither of you are brothas. You're white.
Anyhow, don't know where the rant came from, but they tend to snowball. I had a good day, though. Three cheers for Target. Still not enough inspiration to recount the family's exploits in London, sorry.
NYC countdown: 4 days!