What I am is what I am, are you what you are or what?

I don't pay $38,000 to sit on the grass being circled by gnats during class time.

I don't know anything about haiku.

I was outwitted by a stoned hippie this morning.

I prefer the company of meat eaters.

I am conflicted about my relationship to nature, but I like to tell people that I hate it -- which seems to alienate a lot of Middkids, hmmmmm...

I am in the process of seducing Toby Lawless, but I don't see much coming of it.

I am wearing a whole jumpsuit made of pink terrycloth. :oD

I need to give up desserts like a bad heroin habit.

I am endeared to freaks and ugly people, but I don't think I'll ever date one. I am vanilla.

I am a dancin' machine, not to be confused with a sex machine.

I am going to bed now (or reading to Shakespeare until I fall asleep from desperation).

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