Breaking News (not really)

So, kids, an update is in order for a post I made some time ago (Oct. 5), saying, "Putting men to sleep and turning them gay. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, these are my talents." Well... it turns out that these really are my talents! The man that I put to sleep is gay! Yes. I love it when I'm right she says with a decidedly bitter tone in her voice.