An update, just minutes later...

It's 10:35 p.m. I just got a call from Beacher saying I did "a fuckin' awesome job." Apparently, I "banged it out" with the promotions. Apparently, also, all the other interns are "fuckin' morons." And now, I've been re-instated as "girl"; no longer "freak" am I. Oh Beacher, what a crazy coot you are!