Dream: Mission Manhunt

Reality:
“Everybody’s always wishing they had a boyfriend. We all picture how he’d look, how he’d sound, how nice it’ll be to have someone to share your dreams, your dental floss. So how come so few of us have one? It’s because we’re lying. Most of us couldn’t commit to a houseplant, so how can we commit to a boyfriend?” – Michael, Queer As Folk

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