Too much junk in the trunk

Let's talk about asses, shall we? I propose that women's pants should not have pockets in the back. Some don't support this idea on the grounds that it would make people with large posteriors appear even larger, but ponder this: If everyone does it, the shock effect is largely negated. In a similar sense, if we all were nudists, no one would care or note the difference, taking us back to a kind of dilluted Garden of Eden.

So, in summary, no pockets = the Garden of Eden.

Thank you.