So, apparently the secret to getting a grown man to cry (aside from my personal favorite -- the old classic -- kicking him in the balls) is to dress him up in drag, put him in close quarters with three unabashed homosexuals and give him a month to design a 15-minute cabaret act and try to pull it off.

Who'da thunk it?

Genius programming notion on behalf of the BBC. This and the narcolepsy documentary have definitely been the high points of British television thus far in my brief stay here.